Captain James B. Pirk of the starship Kickstart is shipwrecked on 21st-century Earth with his crew in Star Wreck: In the Pirkinning. Pirk and his crew journeyed back in time from the far future to save Earth from hostile aliens, but they lost their ship and became stuck. Pirk's daily routine consists primarily of gorging his face at the local fast food joint, and he is having trouble convincing the girls that he is an interplanetary space hero from the future. Pirk devises a dubious strategy to salvage humanity's future as the prospects for humanity's conquering of space become increasingly grim...
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Captain James B. Pirk of the starship Kickstart is shipwrecked on 21st-century Earth with his crew in Star Wreck: In the Pirkinning. Pirk and his crew journeyed back in time from the far future to save Earth from hostile aliens, but they lost their ship and became stuck. Pirk's daily routine consists primarily of gorging his face at the local fast food joint, and he is having trouble convincing the girls that he is an interplanetary space hero from the future. Pirk devises a dubious strategy to salvage humanity's future as the prospects for humanity's conquering of space become increasingly grim...
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